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I was watching the APMAS with my dad and I didn’t think he’d like it at all, and he didn’t until Andy Biersack walked onstage to accept his award. My dad sat up, listened to his little speech, and looked at me once he’d finished and said, “He’s the first person to walk up there and speak like a fucking gentleman.”

And he started listening to Black Veil Brides today.




So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.


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